Surprise! I didn't waste away on the couch last night! So, as you might have guessed, hunger eventually won. It was an endurance battle of epic proportions, let me tell you. I wish I could show you a montage of Obnoxious Laziness beating Hunger all night, only to have Hunger overcome in the end, but alas. Imagine it as best you can...this will help.
Here's what might actually surprise you (it sure as hell surprised me). I wound up going to the kitchen and making a fruit smoothie (yogurt, no ice cream) and an English muffin! I'd like to say I made a conscious choice to be healthy, but frankly, getting in the car to pick up something sounded too intense.
Unfortunately, I can't end on that happy note. Husband came home, and in true Neverland fashion, we made nachos. Then we made more. The night ended with both of us clutching our stomachs, oozing grease, and moaning about our Bad Life Choice. What kills me is that there was a little voice warning me as we made the second plate, urgently whispering, "Bad idea! Bad idea!" However, I failed to hear it because my eight year-old mind was too busy screaming, "NACHOS!!!! YAYYYYYYYY!!!! BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!"
Damn you, eight year-old mind.
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